Skellington United -> grim reaper
Cyborg Rovers -> metal heads
FC Gremlin -> i made this
Shearer XXX -> sexy football
5 Nations Select -> rule brittania
Wigan 98-98 -> egg chasersClassic Ipswitch -> bald fritz
Chalton Stars -> valley boys
Best of Spurs -> diamond lights
Everton Stars -> duncnnomore
Forest Stars -> men in tights
Wednesday Stars -> barmy army
Boro Stars -> emmersons woe
Coventry Stars -> lady godiva
Soton Stars -> dell boysDons Stars -> fash the cash
Newcastle Stars -> down the toon
Villa Stars -> bit of claret
Leicester Stars -> fruit n veg
West Ham Stars -> wright buy
Derby Stars -> ram raiders...